Q & A with A & D
The following is a list of frequently asked questions from our fans.
Q: You guys look like aliens. Are you sure you are cats? The little one looks like a
D: What?! ? Bat face?
Q: No seriously. I think there is something wrong with your heads.
A: That’s called a wedge-shaped head and it is highly regarded in the Cat Show
World. I assure you we are both felis domesticatus. Descendants of aristocracy in
Q: What are your favorite foods?
D: Chicken necks,chicken hearts, fireplace birds. basically, nothing but the finest cuts
of meat. My dream is to one day eat Big Bird…er… Meet him I mean (heh heh).
A: I prefer dairy products, but I also have an obsessive addiction to wax paper. It’s
delicious, gives me the fibre I need and reduces my carbon footprint.
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: Video editing,blogging, composing music, scanning the internet (I hope to finish it
by year’s end).
D: Dog teasing, yelling at squirrels, and bossing around my plush toy collection.
Q: What is your position on the world’s economic situation and how to minimize risk
on my short term investments?
A: Basically we are all just biding our time until the global cat uprising prophesied by
the Egyptians (note the Sphinx). Money will become worthless. Chew toys and small
flightless birds will become the new currency. Best to stockpile now.
Q: On that note, I have too much money and don’t know what to do with it.
A: What a coincidence. We like money and will give it a good home. For your convenience,
there are many ways that you can show your support- you can buy our
sassy swag, Catvertise on our site or with blatant product placement in our videos.
Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel and patronize our patrons. Or you
could invest it with the financial Gurus on wall street again. How did THAT work out
D: I also accept gold bouillon.
Q: What will you do with the money raised?
A: A considerable amount goes to chew toys and our overall enjoyment, and the rest
is divided into purchasing better equipment and R&D
Q: R& D?
A: We have our top cat engineers, researchers and scientists working overtime (minus
the mandatory 16 hours a day rest required by cat law) to solve the mysteries
that have plagued feline kind for centuries, namely how to turn a doorknob and why
dogs are so annoying.
Q: I am a Cat and don’t have a job. I can’t afford to contribute to the cause.
D: Be resourceful. Look around the house for stuff to sell on Ebay. Check under the
cushions for change. Extort money from smaller animals. Help us help you help ourselves!
A & D: Cat ya later!